Valentine’s Application

This is what Pete's emailed me:

Dear Madam,

Concerning your recent ad in Bonteto Tribune, I would like to apply for the FULL TIME BOYFRIEND position.

Though I've always been a ladiesman all my life, to pass such an
opportunity to commit and spend this mortal life with your company would be a terrible decision.

Please consider this application of mine.

Sincerely yours,
Peter Valentino

And here's my reply:

Dear Peter,

Your letter just arrived, and after reading it several times to be absolutely sure of its content, I must say that being my FULL TIME BOYFRIEND is very risky.

I, however, can also say how pleased I am with your decision to take the position.

Again, welcome aboard.

Sincerely yours,
tessa