FUNNY quotes! (he he he)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Just a few days back on our way to a friend’s wedding, Peter and I somehow ended up talking about post-modernism which was awesome.

You know the thing I like most being with Peter was that though he’s not always a smart ass but think he’s good enough =)

I mean, I’m the kinda person who thinks a lot and needs a partner whom I can share my thoughts with. Even better, hopefully my partner could lead me to some enlightenment. *oh, enough bout myself, lol*

Anyhow, we talked about actually there were many people shared the same experience as we did in terms of spirituality these days. About how sometimes we felt very, very lonely, believing that we were the only ones who viewed spirituality as one’s state of being, something that already and will always be within us. And that spirituality was much more than just an institution but more to the passion of reaching others compassionately.

My question of the day

* Is it true that we hurt the one we love?

Mau protes seprotes-protesnya sama diri gw sendiri, payah banget, di saat keadaan seharusnya biasa-biasa aja tapi malah dibuat complicated. Dan saat keadaan sebenernya ada yang salah, justru gw bawa santai aja.
Weh weh, kebolak semua =)

Misalnya nih...
gw tau harusnya cinta itu ga complicated, cinta itu justru harusnya sederhana.
Justru yang complicated itu adalah life dan ini pun tergantung pilihan sikap yang gw ambil, mau anggep hidup itu as a journey atau sesuatu pertanyaan besar yang selalu harus ada jawabannya. See what I mean?

Then, another question occurs:

* What actually am I looking for?

Shut! I'm puzzled...