Audisi "Miss Big Indonesia"
Ada permintaan dari salah satu pembaca setia blog gw supaya cepet di update. Banyak sebenernya yang pengen ditulisin, cuma sayang waktunya ga ada. Tiap hari kerja dan kerja dan kerja ga abis-abis, begitu sore udah ga sabar cepet pulang karena sakit kepala ato sekedar pergi secepet-cepetnya dari kantor yang - bukannya bikin ga betah - tapi penat banget kalo di sini lanjut sampe malem.
Anyways, boring lah yah kalo isinya terus-terusan keluh kesah gw hehee...
Jadi marilah kita mulai cerita tentang hari Sabtu kemaren gw jadi panitia audisi "Miss Big Indonesia."
Awal ceritanya begini lho, Jeung, one day ada yang sebar email pitching di berbagai milis tentang komunitas Xtra-Large. Nah mereka itu katanya mau ngadain berbagai kegiatan dan juga tempat orang-orang "extra" buat berkumpul sama saling menssuport satu sama lain tanpa mandang agama, suku, kepercayaan, dan ya ga mungkin juga mereka masalahin berat badan LOL.
And so there I was at the time dengan dukungan Pete yang ga tahan diikutin gw mulu setiap hari dan weekend, ikutlah diriku kenalan sama mereka dan masuk ke komunitas.
Long story short, Sabtu kemarin itu mereka lah yang jadi pengurus buat audisi dan nanti final "Miss Big Indonesia," tadinya gw pengin ikut lho... tapi ternyata kalo masuk jadi finalis bakal kudu ikutin workshop selama 5 ato 4 hari gitu dan dari pagi sampe sore, gimana ya bo... secara di kantor lagi kaya orang gila kerjaan banyak banget, ga mungkin kayanya cuti segitu lama.
Oh, sepertinya gw juga perlu nyebutin kalo nanti juara I "Miss Big Indonesia" bakal jadi duta "Rhino" - yep, am not kidding, kids, rhino as in REAL rhinoceros spoke person for Kementrian Kehutanan *giggling*
No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Jadilah gw teuteup ikutan cuma jadi panitianya aja kali cukup dong :P
Acaranya agak kepanjangan dan kelamaan since mulainya molor, nunggu dokter lah buat pemeriksaan kesehatan, nunggu juri lah macet.
Yang menarik sih, oh well sebenernya cukup depressing juga, dengerin pertanyaan-pertanyaan jurinya dong yang super serius dan dalem amet padahal bukan pemilihan Putri Indonesia juga gitu lho.
Trus anak-anak panitia ikut komen dong sama pertanyaan-pertanyaan juri, ngayal kalo kite yang disuruh jawab. Actually gw ga tau yah kudu ngerasa lega bukan gw yang di atas panggung dicecer di depan sekitar 100 orang, ato justru ngerasa malu karena ga seberani para kontestan? hehehe
Bayangkan elo adalah cewek berbobot 100 kiloan dan dikasih pertanyaan-pertanyaan ini:
- Apakah kamu merasa nyaman dan percaya diri dengan tubuh kamu sekarang?
- Bagaimana kalau ada yang menawarkan membiayai kamu operasi plastik, bagian tubuh mana yang ingin kamu operasi?
>> komen tessa: d'oh..... iseng banget jurinya ngejebak gini?!?
so then most of the contestants kejebak dong dan jawab bagian mana yang pengin mereka operasi.
- Jadilah juri dapet celah buat nanya: Lho tadi kan kamu bilang kamu merasa nyaman dan pede dengan tubuh kamu sendiri, kenapa masih perlu operasi?
*kwang... kwang....*
- Pernah ga ada orang di sekitar kamu yang sepertinya ingin memberitahu kamu bahwa tubuh kamu terlalu besar, lalu bagaimana perasaan atau reaksi kamu terhadap mereka?
>> ada peserta yang jawab: "Ya saya cukup pede dan cuek saja,"
- Apakah kamu berolah raga untuk menjaga kesehatan?
- Pernahkah kamu memiliki keinginan untuk menguruskan tubuh?
- Bagaimana jika pacar kamu memberikan ketentuan bahwa dia hanya ingin berpacaran kalau kamu menguruskan badan?
- Apa yang akan kamu lakukan bila menjadi juara nanti dan menjadi sebagai duta Rhino ahuahuahua
Ayo coba jawaban yang bagus apa?
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Thursday, August 02, 2007
Nama : Andre
Email :
Usia : 19 Tahun
Pekerjaan : Mahasiswa
Artikel Fave : Lakukan Perubahan Sekarang Juga! (mine) "cuman dengan membacanya saya merasa ada yang lain dari dalam diri saya, orang jeniuskah yang membuatnya??? karna merubah sikap saya..."
Sebagai seorang narsis sejati, pujian kaya gini nih yang bikin kepala makin gede *as if the one I've now isn't big enough!* :P
Senangnyah dipuji... dan Andre di manapun dirimu berada, makasih yah atas pujiannya! Walo usia elo masih kemudaan buat menyatakan gw jenius, thanks for making me re-read the article and realized betapa canggihnya tulisan gw ahuahuahua...
Artikel itu dah setaon yang lalu kali ya selesai, dan sebenernya am in the process of finishing the next one, eh maksudnya sih... gw udah mulai nulis dari taon lalu! Seriously dari taon lalu dan since topiknya beraaattt banget... even penulisnya sendiri keabisan kreatifitas buat ngelanjutin hehehe...
Beberapa hari belakangan ini, I was so f*cking bored, and started to think that I need to keep my brain's engine keep working and start writing something or heck anything soon.
Last Saturday dong canggih, setelah cape muter-muter mall sama Pete, akhirnya kita ke Starbucks - La Piazza and were lucky enough to get a seat on their sofa right at a hidden corner. The seats were in fact secluded from others and we sat right under the aircon so it was cool, brezzy, with pete and a cup of caramel mocchacino then I was the happiest girl in town!
We talked from just about some saucy gossips of our closest friends and their girlfriends, we even made predictions about their relationships - how long they can stand each other hihihi; to the heavier stuff like our new theory that women are double complicated than men in processing an attraction.
I told Pete that it's not fair how men can easily sexually attracted to girls, as long as they have respectively 'noticeable' boobies and behinds :) while some girls might view they need to built some connections first before really certain on a guy's approach.
To add the above, actually I think women are a lot body image aware than men in respect how - as I said - for men, they don't really care about a girl's body weight but they will see us as a whole package and in fact the measurement come from the balance percentage between our hips with waists, so it's not the body weight they're up to *oh well unless the guy is very very picky and kinda gay, lol, no am just kidding, so no offense eh?*
Unlikely for girls, to put it simple, we're kinda picky aren't we?
Our so called that certain interesting, charming, kind, gentle character, and connection we're looking for is merely another way of our... I dunno... is it our mind? body? saying that we don't want your genes, man, we don't think your genes are healthy and strong enough to pass on. Or you're not sexually attractive. Or frankly speaking, I'm sorry but the thought of us having ... is making me sick LOL!
What do you think?
Enough of my crap, before you're getting bored or lost, I've got the best news ever this week, Esprit is having up to 70% discount!
So I bought a black working skirt for just IDR 160,000 from the normal IDR 449 thousand something priced!
I also found another white mini jacket at Orange by the price of, uhmm I think about IDR 139,000 or so, here's the picture:
I didn't buy it coz it kinda look not really properly fit my body though look kinda nice in the same time.
Should I buy it?
Email :
Usia : 19 Tahun
Pekerjaan : Mahasiswa
Artikel Fave : Lakukan Perubahan Sekarang Juga! (mine) "cuman dengan membacanya saya merasa ada yang lain dari dalam diri saya, orang jeniuskah yang membuatnya??? karna merubah sikap saya..."
Sebagai seorang narsis sejati, pujian kaya gini nih yang bikin kepala makin gede *as if the one I've now isn't big enough!* :P
Senangnyah dipuji... dan Andre di manapun dirimu berada, makasih yah atas pujiannya! Walo usia elo masih kemudaan buat menyatakan gw jenius, thanks for making me re-read the article and realized betapa canggihnya tulisan gw ahuahuahua...
Artikel itu dah setaon yang lalu kali ya selesai, dan sebenernya am in the process of finishing the next one, eh maksudnya sih... gw udah mulai nulis dari taon lalu! Seriously dari taon lalu dan since topiknya beraaattt banget... even penulisnya sendiri keabisan kreatifitas buat ngelanjutin hehehe...
Beberapa hari belakangan ini, I was so f*cking bored, and started to think that I need to keep my brain's engine keep working and start writing something or heck anything soon.
Last Saturday dong canggih, setelah cape muter-muter mall sama Pete, akhirnya kita ke Starbucks - La Piazza and were lucky enough to get a seat on their sofa right at a hidden corner. The seats were in fact secluded from others and we sat right under the aircon so it was cool, brezzy, with pete and a cup of caramel mocchacino then I was the happiest girl in town!
We talked from just about some saucy gossips of our closest friends and their girlfriends, we even made predictions about their relationships - how long they can stand each other hihihi; to the heavier stuff like our new theory that women are double complicated than men in processing an attraction.
I told Pete that it's not fair how men can easily sexually attracted to girls, as long as they have respectively 'noticeable' boobies and behinds :) while some girls might view they need to built some connections first before really certain on a guy's approach.
To add the above, actually I think women are a lot body image aware than men in respect how - as I said - for men, they don't really care about a girl's body weight but they will see us as a whole package and in fact the measurement come from the balance percentage between our hips with waists, so it's not the body weight they're up to *oh well unless the guy is very very picky and kinda gay, lol, no am just kidding, so no offense eh?*
Unlikely for girls, to put it simple, we're kinda picky aren't we?
Our so called that certain interesting, charming, kind, gentle character, and connection we're looking for is merely another way of our... I dunno... is it our mind? body? saying that we don't want your genes, man, we don't think your genes are healthy and strong enough to pass on. Or you're not sexually attractive. Or frankly speaking, I'm sorry but the thought of us having ... is making me sick LOL!
What do you think?
Enough of my crap, before you're getting bored or lost, I've got the best news ever this week, Esprit is having up to 70% discount!
So I bought a black working skirt for just IDR 160,000 from the normal IDR 449 thousand something priced!
I also found another white mini jacket at Orange by the price of, uhmm I think about IDR 139,000 or so, here's the picture:
I didn't buy it coz it kinda look not really properly fit my body though look kinda nice in the same time.
Should I buy it?
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